Chapter 20

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Translator: Vine
Chapter: 20
Chapter Title: Obsession Was the Easiest Thing
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Jung Hyena's vagina was very swollen.

"I'm sorry, Hyena."

"No, it's not. My body is just too weak to fully take you in, Oppa..."

I was currently at 1,500% Lust.

Fortunately, I'd only performed external ejaculation once, so the refunded semen volume wasn't too much.

This allowed me to fully relieve my lust with about four vaginal ejaculations.

If I'd pushed her any further, Jung Hyena seemed likely to end up in the emergency room with a vaginal rupture.

So, for all four times, I used Jung Hyena's mouth to build up the sensation of ejaculation, only inserting briefly when I was about to cum inside her.

It felt like a trick, but it worked.

Anyway, it seems all that mattered was vaginal ejaculation.

[Jung Hyena]
[My External Ejaculations: 1]
[My Oral Ejaculations: 32]
[My Vaginal Ejaculations: 30]
[Strength, Stamina, Endurance +500%]
[Semen Production Capacity +63%]

The +500% to Strength, Stamina, and Endurance is definitely good.

Even if a woman is completely drained and limp, I can handle her comfortably and freely.

This buff definitely isn't meant for me to go win a gold medal at some Olympic competition.

It's likely intended for me to use my physical stats effectively during sex.

Of course, I *could* use the buff for sports.

But that would be foolish.

It would go against the Status Window's purpose and trample on the Penis Spirit's efforts.

Let's think about it.

Setting aside plausibility for a moment, let's say I somehow debuted as a soccer player.

If I played one match every three days, how much time would be lost to travel, playtime, training, and so on?

The same goes for other sports.

It's better to have sex one more time in that precious amount of time.

Therefore, it's preferable to find a way to work as little as possible and earn a lot of money.

It would be good if Jung Hyena could also quit her job, but...

For a person to achieve self-realization, they still need to engage in social life.

I might be fine, but if Jung Hyena were to stick with me 24/7, only having sex except when she sleeps, she'd be ruined as a human being.

I love her, so I don't want that to happen to Jung Hyena.

When Jung Hyena is working, I should also be earning money.

"Should I sell the apartment?"

8.5 billion won would be enough to never have to do anything for the rest of my life.

But it doesn't feel like mine, so I should probably drop that idea.

And finding a job that would immediately earn money, given Lee Chang-woo's status as a high school graduate with no notable qualifications, seems difficult.

Unless I had a lot of money or was going to start a business, a university degree would be necessary.

I'm neither. I probably don't have business talent.

Going to university again would be a hassle.

Let's just find a way to make money with this face.

A few ideas are immediately coming to mind.

In times like these, I need to borrow the power of collective intelligence.

I turned on my laptop and accessed an internet community I frequented.

There's a widely distorted meme that goes, "First, get famous, then even if you shit, you'll get applause."

The meaning embedded within it, however, resonates with the human heart.

That's why it spread widely, even in its distorted form.

If you want to quickly derive the desired results through collective intelligence?

You just need to throw some shit to stir the pot.

[Title: Honestly, if you're a handsome man, isn't there no benefit beyond dating?]
- Unless you're celebrity-level handsome, what good is it in social life besides making dating easy?
Companies don't promote you based on your looks.
└ What's this crazy bastard talking about LOL
└ Alright, heard the next ugly guy trying to drag everyone down.
└ If you can't benefit from being handsome in social life, then you're not actually handsome.... You idiot....
└ If you're *truly* handsome, you'll make money no matter what, you idiot.
└ If you're handsome but can't make money from your looks, then yes, you're not actually handsome.

I needed to add more fuel to the fire.
- OP here, I've never seen handsome guys benefit from their looks.
They get slandered by other guys, get rumored to be playboys among women, and get ostracized.
Unless you're celebrity-level handsome, it's all useless, peace out.
└ Wow, this seriously ugly bastard is acting up, my heart's actually trembling.
└└ Calm down, bro, please, for your health.
└└ Exactly, this is exactly how I feel right now.
└ My cousin isn't celebrity-level handsome, but he's very good-looking for a regular person. He's in his mid-thirties, divorced with two kids.
He married a pharmacist in her twenties.
My cousin is a pharmaceutical sales rep.
└└ I'm OP, isn't the pharmacist ugly then?
If she looked like a normal person, why would a 20-something female pharmacist marry a sales rep instead of a doctor?
└└└ LOL
└└└ I thought this was just trolling, but at this point, isn't it just borderline intellectual disability?
└└└ This can't be trolling. From the original poster's idiotic question, I can see a truly moronic innocence.

[Title: I've been in business in Gangnam for 10 years.]
I'll kindly tell you how a handsome man can have an easy life.
1. Get a job at a host bar.
If you're truly handsome, women will practically throw money at you without you even needing to sweet-talk them constantly.
However, you have to be *really*, truly handsome.
2. Get a sales job dealing with wealthy older women.
If you're truly handsome, these madams will significantly boost your sales, and your incentives will reach thousands (of dollars/won) monthly.
Think pet supplies, department store furniture or appliance sections, women-only spas, or screen golf, etc.
Luxury brand shops are a no-go; it's bloody hard work there with no real gain.
3. Work as a part-timer at a Gangnam model house.
If you're truly handsome, Gangnam madams will offer you sponsorship within a week.
If you really don't want sponsorship, just ask them to set you up with a job, and they'll find you an easy one.
4. If you can speak Japanese, go to Japan and get a job as an AV actor. (Knowing "Kimochi desu ka?" is enough.)
These days, it's hard to find good-looking male actors in Japan, so truly handsome male newcomers are rumored to get over 5 million won per appearance.
5. If none of the above work, open a snack bar near a girls' middle or high school.
If you're truly handsome, the initial costs aren't high, and you can achieve an amazing return on investment.
If you don't fit any of these, then you're not handsome, so just go to the Han River (jump off).

└ Dedicated post, highly recommended.
└ Tears are blurring my vision.
└ Wow, such a sincere post in response to such idiotic nonsense.
This post was roughly similar to my own thoughts, but also contained information I hadn't considered.

The adult entertainment industry was out, of course, and the idea of being a madam's "sponsor" was ridiculous.

"So, it's a sales job in a field frequented by female customers, huh?"

But sales involves long working hours, so it's not ideal.

They'd definitely bother me with various calls and messages even after work or on my days off.

Still, it seemed I'd successfully stirred the pot, as many other opinions were posted afterward.

Most of them weren't bad, and there were many novel ideas.

The problem was that no one could suggest a way to work few hours, have a lot of free time during work, and still earn a lot of money.

- LOL, if you're really handsome, a beautiful woman will earn money and support you, why not do that?
They're just spouting nonsense like that.

The inherent nature of the naive, lifelong virgin squirming inside me couldn't tolerate such a thing.

How could I possibly think of living off Jung Hyena's earnings, playing around and making her suffer for life?

That's the extreme height of shamelessness, only possible for a naturally gifted, super handsome guy like the original Lee Chang-woo.

Then, one post caught my eye.

[If you're *really* handsome, work at our shop.]
- It's a fairly large private cafe in Gangnam, and business was originally good thanks to a handsome part-timer.
But that part-timer transferred to a newly opened franchise cafe across the street, LOL.
Sales have plummeted by over 50%, so I don't feel like doing business these days.
If you're truly handsome, I'll hire you as a store manager and give you a basic monthly salary of 5 million won. Plus, an additional 40% of the net profit as an incentive.
You don't need to do inventory management, make coffee, or clean.
Just sit in a visible spot like a totem pole, pretending to clear customers' tables, and occasionally strike up a conversation.
If you're truly handsome, come on by.
Address: XXX-YYY-ZZZ

└ Oh, bro.
He's not claiming *he's* handsome; he's an ugly guy claiming that being handsome offers no benefits in social life.
└└ LOL, ah, shit, I got trolled. Still, I'll leave this post up in case some handsome guy lurking sees it and comes.
└└└ Why would a handsome guy be here? They'd be busy screwing beautiful women.

Just sit there like a totem pole? I could study then.

But 5 million won a month plus 40% of net profit?

That sounds a bit too good to be true. Isn't it a scam?

Still, the content seems genuine, so it doesn't feel like a hoax.

Wait, isn't this address near Hyena's studio?

If we commute together, we could spend as much time as possible together, couldn't we?

Should I go check it out, just in case it's not a trick?

I was planning to stop by a photo studio nearby anyway.

"Hyena. Oppa's going out. Get some rest."

"Uh, huh? Where... No, no, have a good trip."

A notice was posted on the cafe's front door.

[Seeking a well-groomed male part-timer]
[Exceptional appearance preferred]
[Unprecedented treatment guaranteed]

The probability just went up a little.

The probability that the post wasn't a lie.

Still, I shouldn't get my hopes up; I'd just go in with the mindset of casually testing the waters.

If it didn't work out, maybe tutoring... oh, right, I'm a high school graduate now.

I really hoped for good conditions.

Before entering, I also checked the store across the street, which the former model part-timer had supposedly opened after betraying them.

[Grand Opening]
[Moonlight Coffee]

It really was a new coffee shop across the street.

I peeked inside, scouting.

A somewhat decent-looking man was bustling around, wearing a manager's name tag.

Was that the former part-timer who had jumped ship?

He was tall and slender, but he didn't seem *that* handsome.

The tables were packed with women ranging from their twenties to their fifties.

I wanted to go in and check the atmosphere, but there was no benefit in revealing my face unnecessarily.

If I ended up working here, that coffee shop could become a competitor.

I checked my attire one more time.

A neat navy suit borrowed from a formal wear rental shop.

I wasn't sure what the dress code for a cafe interview was, but...

With *this* face, anything would work.

Gong Ji-cheol, the cafe owner, sighed again today, looking at the more than three-quarters empty tables.

"That bastard. I treated him so well."

Business had originally been good.

Thanks to the female customers who came to see the handsome male part-timer he had hired a year ago.

The part-timer, who used to be a model, had managed the local regulars well, based on his excellent looks and outstanding sociability.

So, Gong Ji-cheol had significantly raised his salary, and after half a year, he'd made the big decision to consistently give him 20% of the profits as an incentive.

But he had been betrayed.

Treating him too well had been the root cause.

With the money he'd earned, the part-timer had opened a Moonlight Coffee franchise across the street.

Naturally, the regular customers had streamed away.

Of course, this location was good, so many new customers still came.

It wasn't operating at a loss; it had simply returned to how it was before that part-timer arrived.

Still, seeing the packed cafe across the street always filled him with resentment.

He heard he had grounds for a lawsuit under commercial law, but he didn't want to go that far.

*Ding-dong.*

"Welco—"

Gong Ji-cheol, who had quickly composed himself and was instinctively smiling and greeting, froze stiff.

It was a male customer so handsome that he instantly turned the image of the traitorous part-timer in Gong Ji-cheol's mind into a mere squid.

'Wow... how can a person look like that?'

"C-c-can I take your order?"

His voice even trembled, he was so surprised.

"I heard you were looking for staff."

Gong Ji-cheol snapped back to reality as if splashed with cold water.

Regarding the matter of what he thought was a customer actually being an unbelievably handsome, ecosystem-disrupting interviewee, he recalled the countless various conditions.

"Is it true that I can just sit there and get 5 million won a month plus 40% of net profit?"

Gong Ji-cheol quickly remembered the post he had impulsively put out earlier.